mai 2013
27 billets
foolishcaptainkia:
gothamshitty:
kushdrinker:
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
gnarly:
my computer screen is brighter than my future
h0llo:
School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
bonerbabe:
boy moans are so nice
wwworldwide:
*christan girl voice* are you on *looks around and whispers* the weed
lliampayne:
do you ever sit with your friends and realize you’re the beyonce
internetexplorers:
*gets out of bed*
no
*gets back in bed*
avril 2013
21 billets
tvspecial:
every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.
tanakas:
if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me
I am a hard person to love but when I love, I love really hard.
– Tupac Shakur (via -thatonekidchris)
wurnbo:
is it rude to shoot yourself in the face when someones talking
ostracizedpoodle:
if you look a gay in the eye you become gay
rabioheab:
calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery
1 tag
karentannn a demandé : only 44 more days till our glorious reunion! :D
supjerbear:
Friends who buy you food are friends for life
mars 2013
16 billets
legallyrad:
If I show you a picture on my phone, don’t swipe left, don’t swipe right. Just look.